Seriously, but not literally.

If you wanted  a great example of the genesis for all the errors that we have presently slithering around under the umbrella of Christianity claiming to be truth, look no further than this video from a Bible society. This is heresy at it’s finest: Did God really say . . . ?

You can almost hear the hiss as this woman speaks.

HT: Apprising Ministries

15 thoughts on “Seriously, but not literally.

  1. Most…annoying…video…ever! “God doesn’t really mean what he says” – EPIC FAIL! If God says to love, by her reasoning, I can turn and say, “Can it, lady, literally it says that but I don’t have to…”


  2. absolutely unbelievable! I pray that not one person will be deceived by her lies. It reminds me of what the devil said to Eve.. “yea, hath God said………..”


  3. “Those of us at MBS are on the road with you”

    Yeah…on the road to hell!! This lady is out of her mind! Hold hands with the devil? Not hardly! The Word of God is a plot by God to leave us confused? Give me a break….God muddied the waters to trick us? Pure heresy!


  4. Response to Jonathan Hunt-you may have made the “throw up comment” as a joke. But I almost literally threw up my lunch listening to her!!! I never, ever get queasy and she literally made me sick. Lies straight from the pit of hell is what she is spreading.
    May God have mercy on us all~


  5. Disgusting. Disgusting. Disgusting…
    Bible study is NOT for intellectual enhancement and being able to enjoy “figuring out puzzles”. It is about KNOWING GOD! This lady sees the Bible as “just another book” that we should study for the fun of it.

    The Bible is not just another book…it is the Word of God. God will crush false teachers like her with the full force of His wrath on Judgment Day. I pray that God may have mercy on her, if it brings Him glory – to save a lady as deceiving as her…

    If not – the road she talks about will indeed be the road to hell…


  6. Well that was just about the most sickening things I’ve seen in a while, or should I say “heard”. One thing I got from that little new age blither blather is this –

    Well…I can take what she said “literally”, however, not “seriously”.

    This sort of frothy speak represents an unfortunate majority of churches I hear or read about.


  7. Tragically, this is the kind of theology and disgraceful treatment of God’s word embraced by Emergent “Christians,” and this view of Scripture is seeming to grow. In fact, I’m going to be honest and say that she reminds me an awful lot of a person that I know who’s a professing Christian.


  8. Um…I think I’ve lost my appetite.

    When I hear the words “understand the Bible in a whole NEW way” and “I no longer believe [in a literal translation/interpretation]”, and this coming from a woman (no offense to my wife, mother, four daughters or future daughters) teaching these things, I have to grab a Tums or Rolaids.

    Not to be cute or funny, mind you. I only wish to say the visceral response to “God as Wax Nose” theology discredits all that He came to do and die for.

    “I am the way, the truth, the life, and no one comes to the Father but by Me.”

    “I am the true vine, and my Father the vinedresser…”

    “I am the Lord your God, and you shall have no other Gods before Me…”

    2 + 2 = 4, only one answer.

    God has ONE Begotten (not made) Son…and under no other Name under heaven may men be saved. There is ONE understanding of salvation, of Christ, of God’s identity…and only ONE person hung on that cross to save our souls.

    How dare we think to enter a “journey” that would suggest the God of the Bible spoke in “muddied” terms, and consider the Bible a “beginning” rather than a completed message from our Lord?

    What, did God not get His own message right the first time?

    This is infuriating. Pray for the MBS and their heretical views on Scripture, may this woman cease and desist aka repent and trust in the True Christ and be saved!


  9. So what exactly did God say then and why would I be interested in holding Satan’s hand? God’s Word is TRUTH! His Word is also the end and final say not the beginning of Him muddying the waters! If it doesn’t follow Scripture then it isn’t truth!


  10. I couldn’t watch the whole thing.

    Makes me sick how these people make up their own gods to fit their lifestyles and justify their actions.

    Idolatry at its finest…

    Exodus 20:3-5 ESV “You shall have no other gods before me. (4) “You shall not make for yourself a carved image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. (5) You shall not bow down to them or serve them, for I the LORD your God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers on the children to the third and the fourth generation of those who hate me,

    Gods Word it true , ALL OF IT.

    2 Peter 1:19-21 ESV And we have something more sure, the prophetic word, to which you will do well to pay attention as to a lamp shining in a dark place, until the day dawns and the morning star rises in your hearts, (20) knowing this first of all, that no prophecy of Scripture comes from someone’s own interpretation. (21) For no prophecy was ever produced by the will of man, but men spoke from God as they were carried along by the Holy Spirit.


  11. Wow. It’s not often you can identify a wolf in sheep’s clothing within the first 12 seconds you hear them.

    I was amazed by these statements…

    (0:05) …we take the Bible seriously but not literally.

    (0:26) In fact, I found that when god speaks to me these days it rarely settles anything.

    I wonder if she’s ever heard the phrase “cause and effect”?


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