BACON . . . the new TULIP.

We often hear how the church has been feminized and thus, we are told that this is partially the reason why men simply won’t darken the doors of church. Well, a flower depicting the Doctrines of Grace will no longer do. We need something more manly. Something like . . . bacon!

Happy 100!

The following parody (or sad commentary) comes from Tom In The Box: This past Sunday Jake Krenshaw celebrated the number “100.” No, that is not his age, neither has he been a Christian for one-hundred years. The number also does not represent how many people he has “won to salvation.” For Krenshaw, rather, the number […]

It’s NOT official!

Too true . . . too funny. A classic.

Billy talks to his pastor

This is a priceless, funny conversation between a humble, inquisitive child (the sort of which Christ tells us His kingdom is made of) and his falsely assured pastor who has – no doubt – been trained at a Southern Baptist seminary. Enjoy :-)  From: Billy Talks to His Pastor about God John Pedersen from […]

Top Ten Reasons Not to Join A Reformed Baptist Church

Top Ten Reasons Not to Join A Reformed Baptist Church  By Joel Taylor, Pastor-Teacher Dr. James White has some pretty honest reasons why, if you are shopping for a local Christian fellowship, you may want to dismiss a Reformed Baptist Church. You tell ‘em Doc. You don’t get to leave after every sermon feeling good about […]

Why Me Lord? by Ross King

” Rejoice always, pray without ceasing, give thanks in all circumstances; for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus for you.”  – 1 Thess 5:16 – 18

Incongruous contradictions.

Classic! You can purchase a similar version of this bumper sticker here, and you can read a blistering article on the foolishness of the Coexist sticker here. HT: 4 Simpsons

You might be a Calvinist . . .

The following is from the Disciple Man blog: You Might Just Be A Calvinist If…. If you have a Martin Luther Jell-O mold… you just might be a Calvinist. If your DVR has over 25 episodes of Wretched With Todd Friel recorded on it… you just might be a Calvinist. If your child’s first word […]

A letter to the Apostle Paul.

“A Letter to Paul the Apostle” The Trinity Review, July, August 1988 Copyright (C) 2003 _______________________________________________________ A Letter to Paul the Apostle Charles Phinney Presbyterian Church in Asia Minor Committee on Missions Paul the Apostle c\o Aquila the Tentmaker Corinth, Greece Dear Paul: We recently received a copy of your letter to the Galatians. The […]

If Paul’s epistle to the Galatians was published in Christianity Today.

If the Apostle Paul’s letter to the Church in Galatia had been published in the magazine Christianity Today how would it be received? Well, what follows is a dramatization of letters received from readers in response to Paul’s inspired Epistle. (Source: Sacred Sandwich) ******************************************************** LETTERS TO THE EDITOR Dear Christianity Today: In response to Paul […]

Rob Bell’s theology taken to its logical conclusion.

HT: Sacred Sandwich

Welcome to Shallow Small Group.

Sometimes a parody can say so much more than a million serious blog posts.



Top 10 signs you’re not reading your Bible.

Progressive Creamy Theology Soup.

Sometimes the most scathing indictment of the current condition of the church in America comes to us on the wings  of clever sarcasm. HT: The Desert Pastor

How to fill the church with false converts (satirical video).


If your church is everything the world wants, and nothing what the Lord intended, welcome to Contemporvant.

Smoke, mirrors, and some very bad hermeneutics.

This is a classic! The man in this satirical video uses some ingenious methods in an attempt to prove that Jesus is not God. Although the video is in jest, it illustrates the absurdity of how some go to great lengths to make the Bible say what they want it to say, including denying Jesus’ […]

Creepy . . . just creepy.

This video is highly offensive to pirates (and all five of your senses). Satan is a quadriplegic? God wants me to be a sunbeam? Did they kill that baby bird to make their point? Words escape me. No trip down “Bad Theology Lane” would be complete without Tillie the Bible Clown and Super Adrian. Wait, […]

Postmodern chemistry lab.

For those who enjoyed playing Postmodern Twister, now there’s the Postmodern Chemistry Set:


The following great piece comes from Jake Hunt at WiserTime: You’ve seen these, right? They make me mad. Why? Because they don’t really mean what they say. Let’s break it down. We’ll call each worldview by the letter it’s supposed to represent. So: C = Islam O = Pacifism E = “Gender equality” (=the LGBT […]

More satire, this time from Sacred Sandwich

I had posted the following on my own blog about a year and a half ago. When you stop to think about it, it is more sad than it is humorous. And that because it is just as relevant now as it was then. So here, then, is some satire, originally posted by the guys […]

Sarcasm at its finest: Happy spots and Hollywood.

Sometimes you can just use a good laugh. The following video is a great follow-up of the post Woe Unto You. And this video is a great follow-up to The Idolatry of Celebrity Worship.

The perfect Christmas gift for the postmodern in your life.

Short dramatization: A conversation with a Jehovah’s Witness.

Will the Mormon church be able to stop NASA’s attack on the moon people?

With NASA’s planned bombing of the moon this Friday (see the news article here), I have to ask again (as I did last year when the announcement was first made), Will the Mormon church be able to stop NASA’s planned assault of the moon? Since Mormon leaders have taught that the moon is populated (along […]

Rewriting Acts – A Relevant Perspective

In light of all the editions and revisions being made to the Word of God in recent years, we understand much of this has been done to suit the belief system of the editors. With that in mind as well as recent events such as Ravi at the Mormon Tabernacle and Driscoll at the Crystal […]

Emergent Candy

From Sacred Sandwich: Just so you know, that’s not a Bible Rob Bell is holding in his hands. You know good and well those hands haven’t touched a Bible in years.

Gerber’s new “Christian Baby Food.”

Gerber’s new “Christian Baby Food” from Sacred Sandwich: HT: Atlantic Baptist

First Seeker-Sensitive Church of Relevance

I made the following video this past week. It may appear to be silly, but it is a dire warning for those churches who do nothing more than scratch the ears of their ticklish members. These “churches” that use music by atheists like The Beatles; “churches” who find more inspiration from wretched, abominable movies than they do […]