Den of Robbers
Several years ago, my wife took up the job of organizing the library of the church we were members of. She found some material that looked questionable and asked me to help her figure out which authors should be put in the closet on the “heresy shelf”. I spent several weeks reading books and researching […]
The Tithe It is arguably the most pervasive doctrine of the Church, so well-received that even those who ardently decry any other form of abusive ministry will just as fervently defend this doctrine. “Will a man rob God? Yet you are robbing Me! But you say, ‘How have we robbed Thee?’ In tithes and offerings. […]
1. Matthew 7:15 – 20: Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves. Ye shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles? Even so every good tree bringeth forth good fruit; but a corrupt tree bringeth forth evil […]
“Let no man deceive you by any means: for that day shall not come, except there come a falling away first, and that man of sin be revealed, the son of perdition; who opposeth and exalteth himself above all that is called God, or that is worshiped; so that he as God sitteth in the […]
Here’s the product description of this Bible designed to dumb down and trivialize God’s Word for kids. Let this family of adorable bruins introduce your little cubs to God’s Word!Color pages featuring favorite Berenstain Bears characters * Complete NIrV written at third grade level * Book introductions * Dictionary * Reading plan * Presentation page […]
First came the Rubber Ducky Nativity, now here’s this gem depicting the birth of Christ. Nothing says Christmas like psychedelic frogs, eh?
It’s that time of year again when the shameful marketing of Christ gets into full swing. Do you see anything wrong with this Christmas nativity decoration being sold by Christian Book Distributors, or is it just me?
You’ve seen the shameless marketing of Christianity through Christian sunglasses, you’ve been disgusted with the Christian socks and shoe inserts, and you’ve endured the horrendous attempt to “spread the gospel” via trampy Christian jeans; now I present for your perusal The 60 Worst Christian T-Shirts Ever. All of these shirts are marketed for professing Christians […]
As if I needed more evidence of the decline of the visible church in America, I stumbled upon the following DVD offered in a Vision Videos Christian catalog. The Cotton patch Gospel is described as follows: This award-winning musical drama is a leg-slappin’, toe-tappin’, hand-clappin’ hoe-down of a story that retells the Gospels of Matthew […]
Only in an environment of prolonged comfort, safety, security, and prosperity could this be possible. I wonder if our Christian brothers and sisters being tortured in prisons around the world are secretly coveting this latest installment from the Den of Robbers. I also wonder if this is being marketed to the underground Church in Communist […]
The only thing more disturbing than the “Go Jesus, it’s your birthday” Christmas ornament, is that the company selling this trash has sold out of them.
DefCon oftentimes deals with the shameless marketing of Christianity. In fact we have a whole category devoted to this foolishness entitled Den of Robbers. What makes this one so special, though, is the irony behind it. I discovered these despicable Disciple Shades because the company actually sent their product advertisement to me via the DefCon […]
And the cheesy, shameful marketing of the name above all names continues. Will it ever end? HT: A Little Leaven
Christmas is exactly two months away and we already have this year’s wares being peddled by the den of thieves of Christian marketing. Here is their latest debacle: the Nativity Sandbox. “Reenact the birth of Jesus – with a fun sandbox twist. A 10″-square box holds ten figures plus a tiny stable and the appropriate […]
Meet the Armor of God bear: Trivializing and demeaning the holy Word of God one cheap trinket and stuffed animal at a time.
This air freshener, The Patron Saint of Parking, is a parody. Unfortunately this one, The Patron Saint of Television, isn’t. Sometimes the traditions of the Romish Church are stranger than those making air fresheners to mock it.
Oriental Trading has captured the true essence of American Christian consumerism by combining the mushy-gushy gospel with the marketing of cheap products slapped with some cheesy “Christian” expression on it. Introducing the Jesus Loves You Snow Much Playing Cards. The Jesus Loves You Snow Much Toss Game. The Jesus Loves You Snow Much Soccer Ball.
Planting the seeds of irreverence and indifference toward God and His holiness begins at an early age. God Rocks: Just another bottom-of-the-barrel, shameless marketing ploy to separate a fool and his money. Now with 100% NIV Scripture in every song. Wow, sign me up! This isn’t the only money-making ploy using the same phrase “God […]
Thanks to the compromise and insidious shallowness of cultural Christianity so prevalent today, modesty is out the window! Another proof of this is a new line of skin-tight jeans called “His Spirit Jeans” by Castle Rock Jeans and Apparel Company. So what makes these pants “Christian?” Well, somewhere there’s a Bible verse smacked on them […]
The Cynical View: Now that your kids are almost done polishing off all that “Christian” Easter candy, make sure your kids practice proper oral hygiene by brushing with “Christian” toothbrushes because those pagan, worldly toothbrushes just can’t get to those hard to reach places. What makes these better than worldly toothbrushes? Because the manufacturers of […]
Nothing says Happy Resurrection Sunday quite like the following items: Resurrection eggs. Resurrection action figure set. Jelly Bean prayers. Candy cross bracelets. Chocolate cross. Chocolate Crucifix (for Catholics). And finally, nothing celebrates the resurrection of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ like . . . A giant pink elephant.
Yup! It says “Jesus Loves Me” right on the kazoo so that settles it; it must be “Christian.” Who are you to say it’s not? “Judge not the kazoo lest you be judged!“
More “Christianized” junk to appease your children.
Now your child can dress like the happy, won’t-condemn-anyone, non-judgmental, non-demanding, unholy, “best-buddy” Jesus that he’s been taught that the Lord is. Why wait till your Halloween Harvest Parties to show off this apparel? Adorn your little sweetheart in this costume for your upcoming Easter party celebrating bunnies and colored eggs the risen Lord! Nothing […]
Desensitizing the sheep to the price paid for their salvation by trivializing the cross and removing its offense one lick at a time.
Teaching kids to treat the grace and sacrifice of God with utter contempt, one cheap trinket at a time.
When the church has to resort to a tropical penguin to interest children in God (and candy too) it’s no wonder that we’ve raised a generation of biblically illiterate and doctrinally ignorant entertainment-seekers whose concept of God is that He’s just a “cool” dude.
Just think of all the people that will want to ask you about your faith in Jesus when they see you eating one of these.
Proof that if you slap the word “Jesus” on anything, the gullible among us will buy it.