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The perfect Christmas gift for the postmodern in your life.

12 comments on “The perfect Christmas gift for the postmodern in your life.

  1. I was thinking about buying this. Along with a Yoga mat that has Bible verses printed on it. That way as I do my pagan poses I can read the Word of God.

  2. Rules of the game: 1) everyone is encouraged to play. 2) Don’t think, just play. 3) Don’t warn those who play. 4) If you warn about the game or it’s players, you are a hateful, evil, religious pharisee, and players have a free pass to heap up as many vicious false accusations and condemnations upon you as they possibly can.

    And here’s the surprise: when the game’s over, there isn’t a single winner. Everyone who plays it loses, big time

  3. shane,

    That “Christian” yoga mat would HAVE to have verses from “The Message” printed on it.

  4. Endorsements are pouring in for this game.

    Rob Bell–“What’s so wonderful is that the only rule is–well, that’s the thing. THERE ARE NO RULES!! If you want to play it your way–then by golly, that’s how we’ll play it!!”

    Rick Warren–“It doesn’t matter if you’re a Christian, Hindu, Muslim, Mormon. Everybody winds up happy when you’re done!!”

    Perry Noble–“If you don’t like playing this game, you can kiss my a**!! Because this s**t is awesome!!”

    Robert Schuller–“What a remarkable achievement! Everybody can play, no one is excluded, and it makes everyone feel good about themselves! And that is what is most important!”

    Mark Driscoll–“This @$#%& game is the most ^#$¥¢@ coolest game ever!! I’ve played other games before, but holy #%^#$!! This is the best!!”

  5. The Message. LOL

  6. fourpointer

    You forgot Jesse Duplantis-“The builder of this game did not know what he made. After bringing it to someone else to figure it out, he found that he never actually built it, he only imagined he built it.”

    and Joel Osteen-“You can have your best time now! If you master the ten steps of this game you are guaranteed success in every aspect of you life.”

    and Bennie Hinn-“If you play this game you will be healed.” then in small print, “this offer only valid if you donate $50.”

    or any new age promoter-“Playing this game will help you focus your center and will provide you with direct communion with a spirit. Note: the spirit you commune with may actually be a demon.”

  7. That’s really funny, in a sad sorta way. Hit’s the nail on the head. And that’s pretty funny about the Message. I feel the same way.

  8. I think I’ll pass on playing this game! “Heap up as many vicious false accusations and condemnations” as you can and be done with it! LOL

  9. What we are witnessing in our day is what Paul warned Timothy of that would occur in the last days, 1 Timothy 4:1-2:

    “Now the Spirit expressly says that in latter times some will depart from the faith, giving heed to deceiving spirits and doctrines of demons, speaking lies in hypocrisy, having their own conscience seared with a hot iron.”

    When you play guitar you want callouses so that your fingers do not feel pain; however, ignoring the truth long enough will produce a callous on your heart, preventing you from feeling the conviction of the Word as the Spirit convicts you of the truth.

    Believe a lie is the truth long enough, you ultimately will believe that the truth is a lie.

  10. I would like to know has anybody did a study or teaching on 1 Corinthians 10:7 *If Im correct* on the practice or steps of “not to eat with such a person”. I dont’ think in my short walk with Christ through studying on my own,reading & listening to sermons by Johnny Mac, Alstair Begg, James White, Vodie, Spurgeon etc..etc..ECF’s. Thanks for the help brothers and sisters in Christ.

  11. Charles

    http://www.blueletterbible.org/study/

    Is a good website to use for study. They have a lot of resources.

    http://www.thruthebible.org/site/c.irLMKXPGLsF/b.4104119/k.BE9D/Home.htm

    Another good site.

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