A disciple of the new breed of blasphemous preachers.

Posted: August 29, 2008 by The Pilgrim in Apostasy/Lukewarm
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Meet Captain Whacked the Pirate Preacher. He is an obvious by-product of the wolves featured in the videos in this previous post.

Sadly, for many, this may be the only exposure they have to “Christianity,” but I want to make it abundantly clear here and now, that this has as much to do with real, genuine, Biblical Christianity as pork chops and lobster have to do with a Passover Seder.

The Pirate Preacher and John Crowder.

How to get high without drugs.

Interpreting Todd Bentley’s Sheeka Boom Ba.

Captain Whacked has a “prophecy” for you all. (Hint: it involves yet another season and yet another raising of a standard.) Imagine that!


Apostolic Christian Pirates?

The Pirate Preacher’s daily devotional.

Purely immature, juvenile, wicked, foolishness.

And finally, Captain Whacked the Pirate Preacher (obvious disciple of Crowder and Dunn) makes a guest appearance at 1:47 into the video of this “church service.”

Comments
  1. sbrogden says:

    I don’t doubt Captain Whack is hearing from something – but I’m sure he ain’t hearing from the Lord God. How wretched.

  2. Spiro says:

    Why do you have to put these idiots on your blog, they are not Christian and never will be, I like your blog but please enough of this blasphemy, please no more.

  3. The Pilgrim says:

    Thanks for your comment Spiro.

    I put these “idiots” on the blog for the same reason we put Mormons, Jehovah’s Witnesses, Catholics, Emergents, etc. on the blog.

    Sadly I have one more (and hopefully final) post on this mess. It is the resulting affects (of the anti-Christ spirit behind all this) and a fitting conclusion. I will publish the final installment on Saturday (tomorrow). So please be patient.

    Thank you for your faithful readership.
    Sincerely,
    - The Pilgrim

    P.S. You do realize that because of your comment, you have just made yourself a target of the biblically illiterate who will say, “Judge Not.” Brace yourself. :o)

  4. Spiro says:

    They can say what they like, as far I am concerned they are blasphemous and are not Christian at all, and please continue the good work. God bless.

  5. Regarding “these idiots”…

    I live in California, however, two months ago I attended a wedding in Appleton, WI. I was offered a room to stay in at a local believer’s apartment. He is known for opening his doors to all sorts of people, and is very kind.

    One of those nights he had a few people visiting. Now that I see this blog, I realize one of the guys was “Captain Whacked”. I only met the guy for five minutes but sensed there was a great deal wrong with him.

    Lord, help these people. Save them.

    I hate them in their disgusting sin, and love them with grace that they should be saved, God willing.

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